Just joking ...

There are never enough good jokes to go around. Here are a couple of my favorites which always evoke a chuckle and a smile. ;o)


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Three female cats were bragging about their kittens. The first cat said, "My kittens are part Persian. Their father was a pure Persian cat." The third cat said nothing. The second cat said, "Well, that is nothing. My kittens are part Siamese. Their father was a pure bred Siamese." The third cat still said nothing. Then the first two cats asked her, "What are your kittens?" She replied, "Oh, I don't know. I had my head stuck in the tuna can at the time."


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A bus carrying only ugly people crashed into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside died.

They went to meet their maker. Due to the grief they have experienced, he decided to grant each one of them one wish before they entered Paradise.

After they were all lined up, God proceeded to ask the first person about their wish. "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers, and it was done.

The second one in line heard this and said, "I want to be gorgeous, too." Another snap of his fingers and the wish was granted.

This went on for a while but when God was halfway down the line, the last guy in line started laughing.

When there were only ten people left, this guy was rolling on the floor laughing.

Finally, God reached this guy and asked him what his wish will be.

The guy calmed down and said, "Make 'em all ugly again."